the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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