quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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