You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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