The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
