I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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