What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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