let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
