Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Dick very happy bro
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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