Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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