i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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