Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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