They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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