Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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