Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I got chris browned last night
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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