Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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