I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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