Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
