I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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