In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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