Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
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