So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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