i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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