i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
