then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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