just come out here and I will go home with you...
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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