Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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