Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I wish i was in the wii world.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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