I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The power of my boobs compel you
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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