What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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