they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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