i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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