just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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