Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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