love makes seman taste better
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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