Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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