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Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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