What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Randomize
