I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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