Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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