If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Farmville is her only friend.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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