We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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