fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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