saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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