I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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