Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You're earring is so big in my mouth
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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