I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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