do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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