Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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