no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
