Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
whose ass print is on the piano?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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