After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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