I hate your face
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
