I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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