It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She bit a glass in half.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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