But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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